Yup, I suck

Yes, I fail. I know.

So yeah, I'm a douche. Those two weeks of greatest hits and the whole blogging thing during summer? Yeah, didn't happen.

I know. I suck, I'm horrible for misleading you, I take my medicine like a man.

But anyway, instead of making promises I forget about the second I'm able to get outside and enjoy the sunshine, I'll just tell you that I'll be back to posting full time very soon. I'm headed back up to Big State University this Saturday, so I should be able to discover some sort of posting schedule once I get back there.

Again, really sorry, and I'm looking forward to coming up with new material to keep you all... well... enterained? Yeah, let's go with that.

The latest news

So the new semester is right around the corner. I'm going to take one more week off to enjoy summer, and then will be posting two weeks of "greatest hits" for the two weeks leading up to my arrival at Big State University.

Thanks for being patient with me, and I assure you that I'm still pissy as ever. Looking forward to posting again soon!

Summer Update!

My ideal summer destination.

Hello, fellow Pissyheads!


So it's been a couple months since my last update and since I've ridded myself of Fatass for good. Now it seems that I'll be getting a single room for the next year here at Big State University, which means that there will be no roommate.


Fret not, however! I chose to take a suite, so I will still have three suitemates to deal with. Hopefully one of them can get on my nerves enough for me to blog about. We shall see. Anyway, I hope everyone's summer holiday is going well, and I'll try to throw in another update at some other point this summer - just so you know that I'm still alive and well.

For those of you that are concerned, the second I arrive back at Big State University, I will be sending a blog post out to all of you. That's scheduled to be on August 27th, so look out! Due to this move, however, I will no longer be in Generic Residence Hall. I'm going to be moving to Fancy Residence Hall, which is completely renovated and built for seniors only. I'll take it, though!

'Til next time, be sure to stay pissy.

Fat people noises and summer plans

Fatass when he takes his shirt off...
If only he were this entertaining.

I enjoy sleeping in when I get the chance. Today, I slept in until 12:30 because I don't go into work until 5pm. Awesome. But then, at 12:22 on a Sunday where Fatass said that he wouldn't be bugging me, comes lumbering in with Bess, apparently thinking they were going to get lucky. Now, it woke me up when he mashed his fat fingers into the door code, but I just turned over, feigning sleep. I could hear Bess let out a loud sigh, which confirms that Fatass's cock is so small that she needs to have it every waking minute so that she can pretend something is there.

So she storms out of the room while Fatass puts on deodorant and Bod fragrance, which is apparently his Sunday shower. The sounds that this fat douche makes just by standing there is freaking amazing. Not only does he breathe heavily out of his mouth, but he also feels the need to lay down on his bed for all of 10 seconds, which boggles my mind. Apparently his memory span is so short that he couldn't remember his girlfriend storming out of the room about 2 minutes prior. So he does that, then moves over to his phone to check the messages, which is a whole bunch of loud beeps, and then lets out a burp and fart. Lovely. And then he leaves. What. The. Fuck. I'm sure they'll be back at 4 and be disappointed to see that I'm still here, so why couldn't this just wait until then? It's because they're both whiny little teenage uglybitches. That's why.

So with the semester winding down (only a week and a half left), you may be wondering what my plans are for the blog, especially since I won't be rooming with Fatass in the fall. Well, I figured I would just use this as a general rant blog over the summer, talking about work and anything else that annoys the hell out of me. In the fall, I'll be back with rants about school, and if it's another douchebag roommate, there will be plenty more blogfodder.

So there's no need to worry. Pissy will be around for a while. Happy Mother's Day to Ma Pissy, by the way.

As for Fatass's mother? She deserves to be slapped for raising her kid to be such a douche.