In an effort to assemble as many insults as possible toward Fatass, I decided to establish this list. Please feel free to comment on it as you see fit with your suggestions for insults. The ones that make the grade will be added to the list. My tentative plan is to read the entire list off to him Gunnery Sgt. Hartman style at the end of the semester. Aaaaand go.
"Know your damn role and shut your damn mouth."
"The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and landed as a brown stain on the mattress."
"You stink. Go shower."
"Maybe if you put your shirt on every once in a while, you wouldn't get sick."
"You must have been quite the little shit to get out of your momma's cunt."
"Chris Hansen called. He told you to have a seat over there."
"Dragonball Z sucks."
"Magic sucks."
"You're not a samurai."
"Instead of farting, just yawn. That's where all the shit is coming out."
"K-Star tells me that you've got tits just about as big as hers. Want to borrow a bra?"
"Did those tits of yours come from $4,000 in implants or $4,000 in shitty beer?"
"No matter how hard you close your eyes, Zack Fair and Sephiroth will never suck your dick. Not even if pressing the 'X' button makes them perform forced fellatio."
"Maybe if you showered every once in a while, you wouldn't wonder what the smell of shit in our room is coming from."
"Tell you what. I'll stop hurling insults your way when you stop talking to your sister about how her boobs are getting bigger, you disgusting incestuous fuck."
"Why don't you stop wasting your time staring at me in my sleep and just buy a Hanson poster? They seem to be more your type."
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