No, I still don't care about what you have to say

So it's one thing for Fatass to be a fucking creepy douchebag in the room. I can tolerate that by logging. What I cannot tolerate is what happened today after I was getting out of my class and headed to my lab.

I walk out of the classroom, just wanting to go downstairs to my lab. Fatass is sitting in one of the chairs outside the classroom and smiles. Normally, that's cool. In guy code, we do the head nod and move on. But nope, not Fatass.

Fatass smiles with his big stupid donkey lips, then says, "Well hello there..." He makes it sound like we're fucking. I'm with all my friends from class, and for him to say something like that in a creepy tone that you're probably imagining makes me want to throw up. Seriously, Fatass! If Bess isn't enough, you've got Bitchface in the room for hours on end every night! You don't need to come onto me, too! I think K-Star will have something to say about that.

Seriously, can this guy get any fucking creepier? I mean, I've seen the previews for the "horror" flick The Roommate, but seriously? It seems like identity theft is a fucking walk in the park compared to what Fatass does. Good to know that if he tried to fit into any of my clothes, they'd rip and I would never have to wear them again. And who knows? Maybe actually showering and washing his hair will help him out with Bess or Bitchface or whoever else he wants to pork. It won't help with me though.

But yeah, we can do the whole personal hygeine thing now, because I've got time before my next class. It seems that Fatass does indeed shower, yet I never see any soap with his things. I see deodorant (thank GOD) and Bod fragrance (which is disgusting). No soap there. There are also no flipflops, and I have observed him enter the bathroom barefoot.

Umm... this is a residence hall with 15 other guys who probably piss all over the floors of the toilets and showers. Yet, Fatass seems to think it's okay to just waltz right in there without protection from the various fungi that inhabit the bathrooms here. This is why I keep my stuff far, far away from him and hate when he leans against my bed.

So he showers barefoot without soap and then comes back and sprays himself with half a bottle of Bod spray. I'm typically still asleep by this time, but I always wake up because of the horrendous odor. Disgusting.

So yeah, not a good way to start to the day.