Nahhh I don't need sleep

So Fatass seems to think that it's cool for him to turn on the TV in the morning at a normal volume, because hey, he's up so fuck everybody else!

I enjoy sleep. I enjoy sleeping until a half hour before my class, because it only takes me 15 minutes to get showered and another 5 to get dressed and be on my way to class. As for Fatass, he feels the need to wake up at 8am, wash himself off in the shower without soap or shower shoes, come back in and get changed.

Now, even when I'm asleep, I know what he's doing, so I turn to face the wall. I don't want the first thing I see in the morning to be his sweaty, hairy C cups. But then, as he's getting dressed and getting his books all set for class, he turns on the TV at a volume that would be normal for when people are, you know, acutally awake!

So I turn over and grumble. This has happened ever since we started rooming. Now, I'm used to the TV being on early in the morning. It was something set into my brain during family vacations. In the morning, dad would turn the TV onto CNN at a LOW VOLUME, and I would be vaguely aware of the morning's news. Hell, maybe that's why I check the New York Times website every morning after waking up. Anyway, the point is that it was a low volume and it was actually important things.

But with Fatass? He turns it on full volume and what does he watch? Spongebob Squarepants. I am not making this up. He turns it onto Nickelodeon and watches Spongebob. Look, Fatass. I know you like little girls and all, but watching shitty cartoons to be a child predator is something you can do in your alone time... or when you're with Bess or Bitchface. Okay? Okay.

Now, that's not to say I hate cartoons. K-Star is in a perpetual state of eye rolling when I say that I want to watch Futurama or some other cartoon. But hey, I take it in stride, and I respect K-Star enough to not watch it while she's trying to fucking sleep. You know why? Because I'm not a douchebag!

A little common goddamn courtesy goes a long way with me, and if you're starting the day off with shitty cartoons, I'm going to be miserable with you for a long time. Asshole.